Turtle soup, surgery, and fanfics

[lil_rebbitzen]

So I was in my first LOTRO raid in awhile a few hours ago, against the Turtle (A GIANT TURTLE IN MORIA =O), and, even though I've been in about 5 times, WE NEVER WIN! WTF is up with that? I know I'm doing MY job (healing the losers in front), but why can't we kill the MFer?! 
IT'S A GIANT TURTLE FOR BOB'S SAKE!!!!!
I will make you into turtle soup, you stupid animal!
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Anyway, Daddy's got his surgery tomorrow, and I've got my Endo appointment around the time he gets out...let's see how bad my body's doing! =D
I just hope they're able to get the damn stones out this time >_< Please Lord let them get them out...

I can't say I'm really working on anything at the moment. I'm having to move my files back to the laptop, sort them out a little. I've got sooo many projects:
Rewriting Sinful Rose, Crimson King
Writing Poison/Medicine
Writing Zel/Wordsnatcher's fic (I promise it'll get written, hon, but it is slow in coming together in me poor brain...Gomen nasai)
Maybe a MST3K style fic of some TR members reviewing/playing the drinking game to The Eye of Argon...

Possible preview?:
"Only after you have kissed the fleeting stead of death, wretch!" returned Grignr.

Giovanni: "stead"? How the hell do you kiss a "stead"? I know what that word means...that's not it. *drinks because of the "misused words" rule*
Meowth: 'ow many sentences are we inta this ting?
Giovanni: Seven.
James: "Returned"? Can't they just say "parried" or, oh I don't know, "SAID"?
Seren: Why does everyone think that word needs replacing?
Jessie: This guy's worse than GxS...

A sweeping blade of flashing steel riveted from the massive barbarians hide enameled shield

Seren: Wait....hide enameled shield... *downs a large glass* that doesn't...tha...that's not how enamel works! It doesn't make sense!
Jessie: Aren't you asking a bit much for this to "Make sense", ma'am?
Seren: Gears...slipping....intelligence...falling....*stares blankly off into space*
Giovanni: I do believe you killed the hamster in there. I'm not sure whether to congratulate you or fire you.

sending a steel shod blade to the hilt into the soldiers vital organs.

James: No! I just had those pipes restored! We won't be able to use them for Madame Rocket's Brain hamster's funeral dirge!
Giovanni: It's not dead yet!
...
as he faced the attack of the defeated soldier's fellow in arms. "Damn you, barbarian" Shrieked the soldier

James: "He died as he lived, draped in the arms of another man..." *sees The Boss biting his lip* What?
Giovanni: *under breath* Must. not. make. joke...
Jessie: What sort of guy shri... *looks at James* never mind.
James: Hey!
~~~

I have no idea if that was any good, I was coming with what came to mind...  :/ Thoughts?

Alright, it's almost 3, I'm going to watch some of the My Immortal reading on TGWTG ("What the hell are you doing you motherfukers!?!" `Dumblydore) and then I must be off to bed... Night!

Comments

[wordsnatcher.livejournal.com]

I promise it'll get written, hon, but it is slow in coming together in me poor brain...
it's alright, i understand completely~~
i owe you arts, so we're even 8D

@ your MST
i'm loving it so far! i lol'd at james especially xD
RIP seren's brain hamster TT_TT

[lil-rebbitzen.livejournal.com]

Yep, and we're both busy and lacking in inspracion... ;_;

Yeah, I think I'll keep those lines. It's a bit difficult, but I'm trying to make sure they come out of the blue (you know, like they would during a movie viewing)
For some reason, I can see myself writing more of these...especially if I'm doing the other stuff on the side. That way I can keep the brain juices flowing.
But I'm glad they work, and glad you like.
James gets a few good lines in, but as you can see, he might be the butt of some jokes...

James: Butbutbut I'm not gay...I'm married to Jessie...
Meowth: Well, ya ARE a little girly sometimes, Jimmy...
Giovanni: A "little"? I do recall some of our grunts mentioning a beach contest and infla-
James: I ONLY DID IT FOR THE MISSION! >:-( And aren't we supposed to do anything to accomplish that?
Giovanni: Almost anything... when I was your age, I could have...
Seren: Oh my gosh, he's going to launch into a rant- Oh thank you, lord, we have story sign! -_-;;;

The brain hamster thing really did pop out of nowhere. I think it came from one of my friends mentioning when I get upset or encountering immense levels of stupidity (to the point mentioned above), my brain sometimes shuts down to protect itself.

Also, do you happen to have LJ emailing you when I post? I have it set for that on you, and that way I can keep up with stuff.
Though if LJ do the retarded snowflake thing again, that won't matter... O_o

Oh, did you ever decide what version you were going to use the preorder prize towards?

[wordsnatcher.livejournal.com]

/late response

Yep, and we're both busy and lacking in inspracion...
me, busy? lol not so much
lacking in inspiration? most definitely D:

Also, do you happen to have LJ emailing you when I post?
i think i've got it straightened out ;]

Oh, did you ever decide what version you were going to use the preorder prize towards?
yes! i'm being boring and getting soulsilver (going with the majority for once)
i just feel like it'll be more nostalgic. i miss my old silver version ;A;

[lil-rebbitzen.livejournal.com]

Well, you have actual daily school and such...
Ikr?
Also, you know what's horrible, story-wise? I just realized I have to retcon the timeline
D=
The current stories just don't match up with the anime time line...
So, currently they're in their late 30s/early 40s and CK hasn't happened yet...
I wouldn't be surprised if I had it happening between seasons.
But Seren and Giovanni haven't had the trips yet, nor has Silver popped up....
Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
*angerment*

Ah good, so maybe you'll be able to actually comment on me entries now? ^_~
OkaythatwaskindofrudeIapologize....

Hm, I preordered both, and I'm slowly paying them off. Just picked up FRLG while they had the sale going too. Now I'm broke D: My monies....